Salam Lebaran… Bawak Kereta Jangan Meraban

Posted: 8th September 2010 by anaksidek in P.O.V, karya
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Oii baru sekarang tibenye raye
Setelah sebulan berpuase
Kalau x sampai sebulan haruslah waspade
Nanti qada’kan sebelum tua bangke

Salah pada Allah kene lah taubat
Salah pada manusia maaf kedua-dua nye
Jangan lupe membayau zakat
Barulah lengkap puasa kite

Kete da servis
Spoiler da pasang
Jangan nak berembat habis
Nanti kepala melayang

Hati girang nak beraye
Sama keluarga bersama hidangan
Ampunkan mereka dengan hati terbuke
Hati lapang baru buleh raya sakan

Selamat Hari Raya semuer! Kalau aci, amoi or uncle mane lalu depan rumah, jemputje masuk.
Sajikan ketupat, sajikan hidangan.
We are Malaysian.. Hidup aman damai.. Peace no war!
Haa ape gua merepek ni..

Orang Jarman raya: Aku dah lupa kah kah..
Tapi Orang Jarman panggil open house: Tag der offenen Tür.. panjang giler…

Kalau Merata Ini Padahnya [18SX sikit]

Posted: 29th August 2010 by anaksidek in info, unbelievable
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Seorang budak lelaki berumur 4 tahun di khuatiri menghidapi penyakit kelamin apabila menjangkakan kondom adalah belon kanak-kanak. Dia yang menjumpai kondom yang telah digunakan itu di tandas di Hotel Atlanta (tempat keluarganya menginap), meniup kondom tersebut kerana menganggap ianya belon kanak-kanak. Sejurus selepas meniup kondom tersebut, budak lelaki tersebut terus demam. Keliling bibirnya mempunyai bintik-bintik putih. Keluarga mangsa walau bagaimanapun menunggu keputusan ujian darah yang dijalankan.

Adik, ini bukan belon ha ha
Ini stokin keselamatan ha ha
Adik demam selepas tiup?
Kenapa? Belon susah nak kembang eh? ha ha
Kepada suami & bapa, awasilah ketika membuang kondom yang terpakai.
Pastikan ia tidak kelihatan di merata-rata tempat.
Kalau boleh tanam dalam tanah kah kah…
Sengal….
Orang Jarman bilang kondom: Kondom

Sumber: cnews.canoe.ca

Hati gua memang terhibur bila berjumpa kolam, lembu, kambing, pokok-pokok dan yang sewaktu dengan nya.
Bagi gua, hasil ternakan dan tanaman adalah hasil suci.
Memanglah, ia bergantung macam mana cara pengendaliannya.
Itu pasal nabi-nabi banyak yang memelihara kambing.
Pagi lagi sudah bergegas ke kebun Mr. Thalaha a.k.a abah mertua.
Kabarnya ada lembu nak ditumbangkan, lantas bantuan melapah dan menyiang lembu diperlukan.
Gua layan! Memandu Mazda 4WD abah menuju ke arah Tambun dan seterusnya ke Tanjung Rambutan, ditemani isteri  dan mak mertua.
Sesampai, seekor lembu sedang menanti untuk dikorbankan.
Pendek cerita, kerja-kerja memproses lembu selesai.
Sesudah melapah, batang mancing pula di lepa.
Hajatnya maukan ikan-ikan keli semula jadi di kolam.
Gua dapat banyak… layan!

Rumput membesar dengan izin Allah.
Ikan berenang-renang dengan izin Allah.
Susu di lembu dikurnia Allah.
Lada menghijau lantas merah, itu jua kuasa Ilahi!
Kambing mengembik dengan qudrat yang berada di tangan-Nya.
Hasilnya suci.
Bertambah tawajjuh melihatkan mereka.
Subhanallah.. Kau yang menghidupkan, Kau yang mematikan.

Orang Jarman bilang ikan: Fisch
Orang Jarman bilang lembu: Küh
Orang Jarman bilang memancing: angeln

p/s: Kalau mahu lembu, kambing, kabarkan saja kepadaku… Nanti gua inform abah mertuaku..

From Macao II

Posted: 29th August 2010 by anaksidek in info, journey
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Gua x dan nak story panjang
Gua shorten kan
RM1 = MOP2.1X – MOP2.3X
Semua taxi bermeter dengan pre-charge MOP13.00
Weather: Summer haha (panas ala Malaysia)
Bandarnya bersih
Semua jalan dinamakan menggunakan bahasa Portugese
Jalan malam selamat di terangi dengan lampu-lampu casino
Kedai emas macam kedai telefon selular di Malaysia
Bahasa… oowh please belajar bahasa Cina
Hard Rock Hotel Macau ROCKS!
Gitar Black Sabbath… gitar transparent Aerosmith.. cool!
Restauran halal? Bagiku hanya di India Maharaja..
Sekali mamam mampu mencecah MOP200++
Masjid? Owhh gagal di kesan
Tapi gua di beri salam seorang bibik indo di jalanan…. a’laikumussalam..
Kedai beg naraya uwhh memang gua minat..
Macao Tower.. the highest bungy jumping is there
Taipa merupakan pulau kecil Macao..
Garden Vasco de Gama memang relaxing..
Bersama isteri tercinta…
Chalo Macao.. ada rezeki kita ke Hong Kong
Adios!

Orang Jarman suke jalan.
Orang Jarman suka summer.
Naked beach x da… naked lake pun diorang layan.
Orang Jarman bilang journey: Reise

Readme: Hasil Carian Seorang Jahil

Posted: 28th August 2010 by anaksidek in info, islam
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Aku meng”google”.
Tentang hukum.
Hukum yang mengelirukan setelah lama tidak menelaah daripada alim muktabar.
Alim-alim yang mulia, nur ilmu di dada mereka bisa menyinari hati yang kering dengan ilmu lewat dunia.
Kekeliruan tercetus dari kekecohan “tazkirah” Teo.
Seharusnya aku berdepan mata dengan mereka. Karna itu sunnahnya.
Sahabat berdepan mata dengan Muhammad Rasulullah bagi meleraikan kekusutan masa’elah keagamaan.
Ini sahaja hasil carian seorang Jahil.
Hasil carian bolehkah bukan muslim memasuki masjid.

QUESTION:
Dear Scholars, assalamualaikum. What is the Islamic ruling if non-Muslims enter mosques to do restoration, to deliver speeches, or to learn more about Islam?

ANSWER:
Wa’alaikumussalam Warahmatullahi Wabarakatuh.
In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.
All praise and thanks are due to Allah, and peace and blessings be upon His Messenger.

Brother, may Allah reward you abundantly for your interest in knowing the teachings of your religion, Islam!
Thanks for the question you posted, it’s very interesting and reflects your care about the Muslim community.

It is noteworthy that Islam encourages tolerance and peaceful co-existence between Muslims and non-Muslims.
If non-Muslims enter a mosque to deliver speeches that may lead to a better understanding, then it is welcomed and religiously recommended. Islam is the religion of constructive dialogue in the fullest sense. The history of Muslims is a very good example of this.

In this regard, Sheikh ‘Atiyyah Saqr, former head of Al-Azhar Fatwa Commitee, points out the opinions of Muslim jurists on the issue as follows:-

Allah Almighty says:
O ye who believe! The idolaters only are unclean. So let them not come near Al-Masjid Al-Haram (at Makkah) after this their year. If ye fear poverty (from the loss of their merchandise) Allah shall preserve you of His bounty if He will. Lo! Allah is Knower, Wise (At-Tawbah 9:28)

And He says:
O ye who believe! Draw not near unto prayer when ye are drunken, till ye know that which ye utter, nor when ye are polluted, save when journeying upon the road, till ye have bathed – An-Nisaa’ 4:43

Relying on these verses, the majority of Muslim Jurists, including those from the Maliki, Shafi’ and other schools of fiqh (Islamic Jurisprudence), maintain that the polytheist are not allowed to enter th Sacred Mosque in Makkah. However, they state that there is nothing wrong if Christians and Jews enter it. They state that this ruling applies to the Holy Mosque in Makkah as well as its precints. Abu Hanifah however, views that even a polytheist  can enter the Holy Mosque in Makkah as long as he  will not stay or reside there. He interpreted impurity to mean spiritual impurity (shirk).

As for other mosques than the Holy Mosque in Makkah, the Madinan jurists forbade non-Muslims from entering them because non-Muslims are regarded by the Qur’an as impure. Imam Ahmad is reported to have said that they can only enter these mosques with the permission of Muslims. This is supported by the report that the Prophet (peace and blessing be upon him) permitted the people of Ta’if to stay in the mosques prior  to their embracing Islam. He also  received the Christians of Najran in his mosque in Madinah. When the time of their prayer was due, they prayed in the mosque towards the eastern direction. Thereupon the Prophet (peace and blessings be upon him) said to his Companions, “Leave them (to perform prayer).”

Under a title “A Polytheist Entering The Mosque”, Al-Bukhari , in his Sahih mentioned that Thamamah  ibn  Athal (despite that he was a polytheist) was tied up in the mosque.

In Fath Al-Bari, Ibn Hajar mentioned that there are different opinions concerning this issue. The Hanafi Jurists gave unconditional permission while the Maliki  scholars and al-Mazni  are reported to have fobidden it absolutely. The Shafi’i scholars differentiated between the Holy Mosque and other mosques. There is an opinion that permission is restricted to the People of the Book but this is refuted by the case of Thamamah mentioned above.

Sheikh M. S. Al-Munajjid, a prominent Saudi Islamic lecturer and author, states:

It is forbidden for Muslims to allow any non -Muslim to enter Al-Masjid Al-Haram in Makkah and its sacred precints, because Allah says:

O ye who believe! The idolaters only are unclean. So let them not come near Al-Masjid Al-Haram (at Makkah) after this their year. If ye fear poverty (from the loss of their merchandise ) Allah shall preserve you of His bounty if He will. Lo! Allah is Knower, Wise. (At-Taubah 9:28)

Concerning other mosques , some Muslim jurists maintain that it is permissible for non-Muslims to enter them because there is nothing to indicate the unlawfulnes of such act; other say  that is not permissible , by analogy to the case of Al-Masjid Al-Haram.

The correct view that it is permissible if it serves the interest of Shari’ah or meets  a valid need, such as if  a non-Muslim needs to enter  a mosque to hear something that may encourage him to embrace Islam, or because he needs to drink water , or the like. This is pursuant to the way of the Prophet (peace and blessings be upon him) on this issue; he tied up (his prisoner)  Thamamah ibn Athal Al-Hanafi  in the mosque before he became a Muslim, and the  delegations of Thaqif  and the Christians of Najran stayed in the mosque  before they embraced Islam. Actually, many benefits were occured from this: they were able to hear speeches and sermons of the Prophet (peace and blessings be upon him) to see people praying and reciting the Qur’an , etc. (Fatawa  Al-Lajnah Al-Da’imah – The Standing Committee for Islamic Research and Ifta’)

Therefore, if non-Muslims seek permission to enter the mosque in order to see how Muslims perform prayer, there is nothing wrong in that , as long as they have nothing with them that could defile the mosque , and their women are not dressed in a provocative fashion, or any other reason that bars them from entering the mosque. So they can enter and  sit behind the Muslims to see how they pray.

Based on the above Fatwas, we can say that non-Muslims, including Christians and Jews, are allowed to enter mosque, but they should abide by the following conditions:-

  1. Non-Muslims are allowed to enter mosques- other than the Sacred Mosque in Makkah – with a prior permission of Muslims.
  2. They must have a sound reason for entering the mosque.
  3. They should respect the decorum of the mosque and keep in mind that is a sacred place of worship.
  4. Both men and women are not allowed to uncover their A’urah (parts of the body which should not be exposed in front of others) when entering the mosque.

With regard to the issue of restoration , we can say that Muslims should have the priority in carrying out such work, unless it is necessary to seek the help of non-Muslims. There must be a need  to seek their help, especially in issues related to  mosques.

Oh jangan terbawa-bawa pehamaman retorik tradisional agama yang menyusung ke arah kesempitan.
Rujuklah mu’allim muktabar bagi mendapat kepastian dan kebenaran sebenar.
Agar tidak sesat seperti Ayah Pin.
Aku pernah mendengar satu rangkai kata: Kalau mahu berjaya di akhirat, rujuklah kejayaan dan contoh zaman nabi-nabi dan sahabat terdahulu. Tapi kalau mahu berjaya di dunia, haruslah kita pandang ke depan.

Sumber: www.islamonline.net

Orang Jarman bilang masjid: Moschee

Wichtige Information
Nama Band: Dark Sky
Origin: Jarman
Additional Language Skill : Bahasa Melayu (more)

Dulu, aku suke iklan Formula One gabungan Bahasa Jarman & Bahasa Melayu.

Ada ape-ape ke Malaysia ngan Jarman ni?
Aku rasa macam ada sesuatu yang ingin disembunyikan haha
Tapi collaboration Proton bersama Volkswagen x menjadi
Petronas taja Mercedez menjadi…
Scorpion pernah buat video clip scene KLCC and kebun getah…
Ahh apekah?
Visit dark-sky.de, layan jugak muzik diorang…
Orang Jarman bilang “Bahasa”: Sprache
Apa itu “wichtige Information”?
Dalam bahasa itu ialah “Informasi Penting”

6 Hotel Terkemuka Tanpa Sijil Halal

Posted: 28th August 2010 by anaksidek in P.O.V, info
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Aku sure ramai yang terbaca pasal 6 hotel terkemuka di Malaysia gagal mendapat sijil Halal atas faktor-faktor tertentu.
Aku pun terus search list hotel yang dimaksudkan since Malaysiakini tak reveal nama hotel-hotel berkenaan.

Ramadhan bulan mulia
Nafsu makan pun membara
Pantang lihat offer berbuka puasa
Jangan sental makan mana saja
Nanti doa tak diterima macam mana?
Oi minuman beralkohol pun dah slowly menjelma
Budak muda dan yang berminat minum saja
Uii nak jadi apa?

Anybody can help me nama-nama hotel yang dimaksudkan?
Orang Jarman bilang tolong: Hilfe!

From Macao

Posted: 27th August 2010 by anaksidek in journey, karya
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Ini hari last gua kat Macao..
Baru la ada masa sikit nak mencoret.
Tapi ini pun tidak lah panjang.
Entri entri  seterusnya insyaallah menyusul…

Yang pastinya…
Macao pekan pejudi
Macao pekan berjudi
Macao pekan indah dengan lampu
Macao…gua layan kari di Maharaja….
To be continued…
Orang Jarman panggil berjudi: zocken!

Tak La Makan

Posted: 21st August 2010 by anaksidek in karya
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Tak La Makan bukan entri pasal bulan posa.
Gua cuma nak cerita satu bende menarik semasa gua di bumi Jarman.
Gua ingat lagi satu petang gua bersama 2 teman Euro-Trip ke Munich.
Sorang member gua ade hal ngan bank sebelum kitorang start misi Summer-Trip 2006.
Kota Munich merupakan ibu negeri Bavaria. Orang Jarman bilang Bayern.
Salah satu kota yang dipenuhi dengan foreigner dari seluruh alam dan kebanyakan daripada mereka adalah muslim.
Itu pasal kebab muslim bukan satu perkara hairan.
Tapi awas! Bukan semua kebap Halal untuk dimamam.
Selepas selesai hal bank, kitorang jalan-jalan cari makan.
Kitorang teragak mau makan nasi.
Rasa memang lazat.
Selesai makan baru kitorang perasan.
Perasan akan perkataan kebetulan.
Korang mau tau apa dia?

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Kah kah..
Hari Jumaat memang pendek masanya…
Ini pun kira lega sebab dah cut masa lunch..
Gua da serabut kete kotor.
Gua da serabut rambut serabut.
Gua serabut selagi bende ni x setel.
Macam biase, gua memang menunaikan sembahyang Jumaat di Tabung Haji..
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